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hey guys

topic posted Mon, October 23, 2006 - 7:06 AM by  emma heart
I watched monty python&the holy grail last night, I haven't seen it in years, my brother Steve dropped of a video copy for me.
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  • Mandy
    Mandy
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    Re: hey guys

    Mon, October 23, 2006 - 7:18 AM
    Well, in that case, I believe that this occasion calls for a very unnecessary and otherwise silly rambling of Holy Grail quotes.


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    Begin!
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    • Suz
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      Re: hey guys

      Mon, October 23, 2006 - 2:30 PM
      And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean-
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    • Sean...
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      Re: hey guys

      Mon, October 23, 2006 - 5:54 PM
      Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
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      • Unsu...
         

        Re: hey guys

        Tue, October 24, 2006 - 2:32 PM
        Part 2

        Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!")
        Bravely ran away, away. ("I didn't!")
        When danger reared its ugly head,
        He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("No!")
        Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!")
        And gallantly he chickened out. ("I never did!")
        Bravely taking to his feet
        He beat a very brave retreat, ("All lies!")
        Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! ("I never!")

        Part 3

        He is packing it in,
        And packing it up,
        And sneaking away,
        And buggering off,
        And chickening out,
        And pissing off home,
        Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
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    • Mandy
      Mandy
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      Re: hey guys

      Tue, October 24, 2006 - 7:09 AM
      In the Castle of Aaagggggghhhhhh.

      Maybe he died while carving it.

      You idiot! If he was dying he wouldn't bother to write "Aaaaggghhh", he'd just say it!

      Perhaps he was dictating?
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    • Cheryl
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      Re: hey guys

      Sun, October 29, 2006 - 3:18 PM
      Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, *evil* Zoot! She is a *naughty* person... and she must pay the penalty! And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: You must tie her down on a bed, and *spank* her.
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      • Molly
        Molly
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        Re: hey guys

        Sun, October 29, 2006 - 6:21 PM
        And after that, spank me!

        And me!

        Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

        A spanking! A spanking!

        And after the spanking, the oral sex!
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